A Well Qualified Opinion

Star Jones illustrates oh so clearly why celebrities are about as qualified to comment on national security issues as I am qualified to comment on the relative merits of pads vs. tampons.

Yesterday, the co-hose of ABC’s THE VIEW told viewers during a discussion of bin Laden’s latest audio tape:

“You know what? At some point, one of these men has to put it back in his pants and zip up the zipper.”